 It's already drawing blood! YES! |
 We don' need no steenkin' warranty! |

Ready for battle! |

These ultra-traction rubber tires will help us push the remaining
scraps of our opponents into the pit. |

Oh my GOD! We must not allow it to fall into the wrong hands! |
 If we lose radio contact, a relay cuts power to the motors
in an attempt to prevent it from destroying civilization. |
Game Day |

Dog Dish Dervish of Doom fans RULE!!! |

The Dervish enters the arena where business is conducted. |

The Dervish takes a hit from an agile and dangerous competitor. |

2 minutes into the match, our opponent develops an electrical problem
and cannot move. The Dervish of Doom is declared the victor! |