The Never-Ending Adventures of Ig And Mo By a Million Monkeys Mo is a black and white cat. Mo walked to the kitchen. There was a water dish in the kitchen. He drank. He sauntered to the bedroom. Mo hid under the blanket. He slept. The end.

Halliburton's Big Contract By George W. Bush Joe served in the Iraq war. He remembered the Iraqi girl. Joe remembered the shooting. He stumbled to the gutter. He threw up. The end.